Friday, October 24, 2008

PENGUMUMAN PENTING: HARGA MINYAK AKAN TURUN

Pulau Pinang 24-10-2008:

Sehingga 7.28pm tadi, Harga minyak dunia telah jatuh ke Paras USD63.87 setong, lebih kurang 50% penurunan sejak harga minyak naik ke tahap paling tinggi pada bulan Jun yang lalu. Harga jualan minyak petrol sejak itu telah dinaikkan kepada RM2.70 seliter. Walau bagaimanapun, keprihatinan kerajaan negara kita telah membawa kepada penurunan harga jualan minyak petrol selepas itu kepada RM2.55 seliter, kemudian RM2.45 seliter, dan yang terkini RM2.30 seliter.

Memandangkan penurunan harga minyak dunia yang begitu banyak, lebih kurang 50% sejak tahap tertingginya, kerajaan negara Malaysia telah berkeputusan menurunkan lagi harga,

PENGUMUMAN

SEJAJAR DENGAN KEADAAN DAN HARGA PASARAN MINYAK DUNIA TERKINI, ADALAH DIUMUMKAN DI SINI BAHAWA

HARGA MINYAK ANGIN (UNTUK SEMUA JENAMA)

AKAN TURUN SEBANYAK RM0.55 SELITER, BERKUATKUASA MULAI BESOK.


SEBAGAI TANDA PENGHARGAAN KERANA MENYOKONG EKONOMI NEGARA, KEPADA SESIAPA YANG MEMBELI MINYAK ANGIN MELEBIHI 50 LITER SEKALI GUS
AKAN DIHADIAHKAN MILOOOO 2KG SETIN. (SEMENTARA STOK MASIH ADA. )

CEPAT. SIAPA CEPAT DIA DAPAT.


The Market Must Be Wrong!!!

Kuala Lumpur 24-10-2008:

KLCI fell 32.21 points today to a historic low since June 2006, closed at 859.11 points. 677 counters down whilst 110 counters up. A few popular shares in the local bourses crazily tumbled to a historical low figure.

Something has went wrong on the market. Wasn't that the Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib, his assistant Nor Mohamad, and also the puppet Kang C.H. already said that Malaysian Economy is very Stable, Malaysia has got strong reserve, We won't be hit by the current global financial turmoil.

I believe the market is wrong. They are not following what the Instruction of Finance Ministers of the country! They have told you that our market is strong, how can the KLCI simply Dropppppppped so much!!!!!!

Obviously, The market is wrong. Investers have acted too emotionally. All of you are wrong.

Malaysia economy is safe and strong.
PLEASE BELIEVE THEM, THE TOP 3 FINANCE PERSON OF THE COUNTRY!

Correction: Should be TOP 2 Financial Expertise only, the other one KANG is actually a puppet made to fill the post only.